Everything evil in the world is embodied by the San Francisco Giants. If Satan cloned himself 24 times and the 25 of them formed a baseball team, they'd be the Giants.
Which means the Yankees aren't the worst thing to happen to sports, but they're pretty close. I suppose the Yankees would be like the team of demons just below Satan. Yeah, that's it.
Or maybe it isn't, at least occasionally. If you have any kind of a heart, you'll be forced to agree with me for just a few minutes when you read Rick Reilly's latest piece about what the Yankees did to bring a little fun to a bunch of kids who will develop deadly cancer if their skin comes into even the slightest contact with any UV rays (whether from the sun or fluorescent lights).
Pretty cool stuff.